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*in the doctors office. a lady is walking out of the room...*
mom: she was talking to herself...
me: i do that some times
mom: i talk to myslf too.... no wait....i dont just talk to my self i answer myself.... i figure its rude not too.
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he uses me i hate him -me
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I LOVE TOBI <3
I have skittels in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow?
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IMMA GONNA GIVE YOU A HUG!!
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he represtend a god to me that was so beautiful i would do anything for him i would do anythingfor god right even murder if i believed it was right but how could it not be right if it is done with love i have no remorse for what i did what was right to me
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*in the doctors office. a lady is walking out of the room...*
mom: she was talking to herself...
me: i do that some times
mom: i talk to myslf too.... no wait....i dont just talk to my self i answer myself.... i figure its rude not too.
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he uses me i hate him -me
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he uses me i hate him -me
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he uses me i hate him -me
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he uses me i hate him -me
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